The Wallypug in London by G. E. Farrow, Fiction, Fantasy & Magic, Action & Adventure

Some little friends of mine, named Girlie and Boy, have been there, however, and I can tell you, if you like, the way they went. This is the way to Why:Just go to bed and shut your eyesAnd count one hundred, one by one;Perhaps you'll find to your surpriseThat you're at Why when this is done.I say perhaps, because this only happens when you have been particularly good all day, and sometimes boys and girls are not quite as good as they -- but there, I won't say what I was going to, for I am quite sure that it would not apply to you. This is the way to Zum:Not when the moon is at its full,But just a tiny boat-shaped thing,You may see Pierrot sitting thereAnd hear the little fellow sing.If so, just call him, and he'll comeAnd carry you away to Zum.There, now, I've told you the way to go to both places!